Thursday, December 15, 2005

Start walking

Ellen DeGeneres said this about her grandmother:
"My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60 years old. Today she is 93 and we don't know the hell where she is."
Made me laugh. But if more of us started walking - I mean seriously forming the habit of walking a couple miles a day - we would get the chance of seeing 93 candles on our birthday cakes.

I do hope I'll be walking at 93. And what if they don't even know where I am? Who cares, I could be skiing in Colorado or some place.

Here is a secret. If you don't want your folk to go asking the Nursing Home people where you are (when you could be having fun in the sun), take my advice... start walking now.

If you do, you stand a greater chance of being far away up a mountain, or on a golf course and wearing your own jeans and t-shirt. If you don't, you increase your chance that a nurse will be escorting some fuzzy face kid of yours to bed #5, where you are the 'occupant' wearing some common unisex designer wear.

At that time, only Jesus could make you rise up and walk! Start walking.

7 Comments:

At December 15, 2005 at 6:14 PM, Blogger runny_yolk said...

Haha I love Ellen - thanks for your comments on my site, don't worry I wasn't overeating due to my work problems - it's just more a function of the holiday season I think, which isn't really any better maybe :)

Cheers.

 
At December 15, 2005 at 8:15 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

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At December 15, 2005 at 10:28 PM, Blogger HealthyChoice said...

Oops! That was an OVERSIZED reaction there! Sorry.

 
At December 15, 2005 at 10:33 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

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At December 16, 2005 at 10:14 AM, Blogger HealthyChoice said...

You certainly have a lot of blubber to spread around. Why don't you stop?

 
At December 16, 2005 at 11:46 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

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At December 16, 2005 at 2:08 PM, Blogger HealthyChoice said...

I have already honored your request for not commenting on your blog, but you will not do the same. Now you want to 'educate' me, you want to discipline me. When will you stop? Don't you know I'm fattening? Why won't you take me off your menu and stick to your diet? Goodbye!!

 

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