Because I fired my cow...

I'm unpopular today, I know that for sure. Yesterday, I blasted the age-old institution of "drinking milk."

I expect some friends might soon tell me I will be banned from going to the promised land where all the "milk and honey flow". But it just makes sense to me, we're to feed from our own breasts.

If you check out the nutritional specs (constituents) of my nuts, fruits, and vegetables, you will see why we can send all the cows to India.

I don't drink cows milk! I fired my cow.