It's time you weaned yourself

Don't you think this strange? You were born with a little calf muscle and you grew on "someone" else's milk until now you are big.
Don't you think it is past time you weaned yourself from bovine dependence?

Are we the only species that give our young milk from another species? Tell me of any cow trying to pull the reverse stunt on mama! It's time you weaned yourself.

I'm serious... who needs cow's milk? ANS: The calf. Who needs mama's milk? ANS: Mama's baby.

That's the way I see it. If you don't, you may have had moo-o-o too much milk, or you are udderly blind. Don't you see that the longest livers, the healthiest people on the face of the earth live mostly on a plant-based diet.

Why did the USDA feature milk so prominently on their recommended diet? They include milk in the new food pyramid for economic reasons; not for your health. Moooooo!